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Would you like me to say a few words?

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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transkaidan:

do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks

conversation at work
i work at a halloween haunted house park
Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
Me: Yeah? Why's that?
Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
Me: uh
Me: i dont get it
Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
other boy: *SCREAMING*
girl: *SCREAMING*
me: *SCREAMING*
first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
"If you go after my love, you will surely lose yours."
- Rumplestiltskin to Captain Hook (via lollipopclouds)

fakefilmmeme:

FAKE MOVIE/TV MEME

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Harry Potter as a Television Series 

Harry Potter - Seasons 1 and 2: Founder’s Era

Godric Gryffindor - Henry Cavill
Rowena Ravenclaw - Gemma Arterton
Salazar Slytherin - Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Helga Hufflepuff - Holliday Grainger

"Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
- Dylan ThomasIn Country Sleep, and Other Poems (via uglysauros)
  #words   #ohhh   

lemondropsonice:

The anger swells in my guts and I won’t feel these slices and cuts - SN: 10x02
Open Your Eyes - Snow Patrol